пятничное - S*** My Instructor Pilot Says ...

[lt.ak]

You don't get that the rotor in this aircraft will drop like a sack of turds.

Get out and pump the gas, Fuel Poota!

Pulling collective at the end of an auto is like blowin' your load, once its gone you ain't getting it back.

I hate f-in' scooters! (what he calls TH67's)

...I ain't scared of f-ing trees!

We better get outta here before someone writes down my buzz number.

I will kick you in the nuts everyday until you remember to confirm the suitability of the landing area

If I see you touch the go around button I will break your f-ing finger

Run on?!?! Quiet little girl, skids are for kids

What the f- is this abortion of a flight plan?

...That landing sucked a fat baby's wiener

Are you going to land this thing or j*** off the collective all day?

You boys like tacos?

I teach monkeys like you how to fly

That collective jumped up like a wedding night hard on

You get this EP wrong and I will come across this table and kick your a**

...F- this up and I will crush your nuts

When you go to deccel you better grab a nut sack full of cyclic

Pull your foreskin down so you can hear me

Nobody's here, that means I can do whatever the f- I want

You see this, you better never give me anything that looks like this placenta

It's my pig, I'll f- it however I want.

Friday and Saturday is yours, but Sunday...Sunday belongs to God and me.

You know you can use the center line, I give you permission.

...Your a** is mine. Just kidding. But seriously...

[Vi-kTo-R]

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